I see we can paint with the colors of the wind now

I remember watching Penelope when I was younger. Another example of how I had o idea what was going on in movies when I was a kid.

*bitch's

Wise words from a cartoon

CANNOT UNSEE!

Not to mention, even if he wasn't invisible, he's probably rich enough to buy the WHOLE DAMN STORE!

And than, there's Joffrey Lannister.

At my school, this would be a project for the 6th graders. They would most likely get all A's.

Did you mean "almost every single anime villain"?

Well, that was unexpected.

I CANNOT UNSEE THAT!!!

Name one person that want to eat 3000 year old honey

Wouldn't he technically be waging war on Neptune, who's the Roman god of the sea? (Poseidon is the GREEK god of the sea)

My eyes! THEY BURN!!!

Please, young Anderson, keep talking. It makes me look so much smarter.
- A Ravenclaw

I work in a restaurant… AN OPPORTUNITY HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME!

They looks like Twilight… Those poor unfortunate souls

I a girl and I don't even understand woman logic.

Still a better love story than Twilight

Oh hot reservoir! This is my jelly!

Smoothness. This dude has it.