Sassy

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I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

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This guy 8 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I think I recall he also accidentally severed off the patients testicles
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Blink and you'll miss it 3 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I blinked, I didn't see anything..
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Pocket power! 5 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I'm certainly not rich, my family just learns how to control how much money we spend on things
I do however understand your point
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Should I post more of these? 17 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
What the fuck
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Not your va-jayjay 10 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
He kind of looks like Jared Leto
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Hearing about murderous bunnies is hare raising 9 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Actually, in England we just sit and carry on drinking our tea
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At least 12 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
And my dogs can "sense" when it's dinner time for them
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At least 12 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Because other than that, this could of definitely happened
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There is a special place in hell for them 28 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Please do not choke the dog, they've been through enough
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"All good bro" 5 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
That comment just reminds me of Ennis in Brokeback Mountain XD
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Great reason to work out 16 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Love the name! Teddy loves water too :)
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Great reason to work out 16 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
They are called Teddy and Blossom, they're yellow Labradors and are 21 months :)
Blossom is sooooo stuck up and always has her nose in the air, she's our little princess. Teddy acts like a teddy bear tbh, very cuddly and we call him a grumpy ol troll because he grunts if we disturb him sleeping XD they are brother and sister, but couldn't be more different! Teddy chases his own tail, blossom loves playing fetch. She winds him up and tricks him all the time! Their ears are like velvet! They are both hilarious in their own ways and I wouldn't have them any other way :)
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Great reason to work out 16 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
What would you like to know?? XD
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Doing the Do with you-know-who 9 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Hey, even the Dark Lord has urges
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Great reason to work out 16 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I can pick up my labs now, you get strong arm muscles when you push a wheelchair :p
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Just don't use Comic Sans 22 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I think the blood splatter changes the context too XD
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Just don't use Comic Sans 22 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
FILTHY MUDBLOOD
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Gruntled 5 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
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I'll wait 16 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Tea and crumpets
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Just to be sure 2 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Or on a word document
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Not everyone will get it! 11 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Why you snitching on us? Some of these people may not have known they're puns
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What if I told you 11 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
Omg I'm so worried now! Can you get pregnant if you're a virgin??
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The excitement is adorable 6 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
This is precious
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A Sandwich Thief 10 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
The real enemy
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I need this 7 comments
sassypotter · 8 years ago
I thought that first comment was a sort of pun XD I'm an idiot
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