Some people aren't allowed to adopt :(

"Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged"

I spent ages looking at it XD I thought they had tried to make the shadows of stone henge say "send nudes" or something

One of my dogs stole my mums' shirt from the breakfast bar, then when she came into the kitchen, he was hiding in the corner with a guilty look on his face and had his paw up and kept pawing the air

No thank you

Watermelon shoes, watermelon pants, I'm about to do the watermelon dance