Yup my favourite is Wizard Angst

Fucking hell, I wouldn't even need to study to get a good job (which happens to be why I have most of my breakdowns)

Don't worry mate

Scylla sounds like an STD tho

IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, SEXUALLY BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS

*winks with both eyes*

Yeah but Kanye is completely and utterly infatuated with Kanye

I don't think that's possible

Get the candles ready
Need the right ambiance

Get a room guys

Sure! Make sure the tea is served in the Royal Weddings celebratory set

Oh bollocks
I just nip back and pop in Waitrose

Top notch

Bunny, please stop

Bunny shush

I've been sent random pics before, usually following a caption along the lines of "you like what you see?" (I did not like the look of what I saw). Then when I said wtf and that I wasn't sending anything back, for some reason, I get called a slag..

Ah, that's fair, don't worry then