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I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
That isn't gonna happen Hunni, thanks for the interest tho x
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Apparently semen makes your skin glow? Someone please confirm
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Wow, fuck, you sure know what to say
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Looks like I was Scottish in my past life. 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ya fuckin reprobate
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anybody want any long pig? 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
"Apopolypse"
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Looks like I was Scottish in my past life. 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ya fucking weapons
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scottish twitter 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Along with "Ya fucking weapon"
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Me right now. 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Wow there's no knee-d to cut your leg off
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Squelch squelch
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This made my day for some reason 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, I've done this with my yellow labs when I was in hospital before
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Squish squish
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
And preferably with no jizz
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What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
"You need to buy some nappies"
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Literally me 30 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Basically every group chat I'm in atm
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I'm on drugs
But it doesn't affect this joke
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I've impressed you huh?
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Probably for the best, he's a ho
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Subtle
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
1)I'd love for you to Slytherin
2)I'd let you see my Chamber of Secrets
3)I may not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood
4)You're not Neville but I long for your bottom
5)Do you play quidditch? Because you're a keeper
6)You don't need to use aguamenti to make me wet
7)If I looked in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see you and I
8)I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I'm about to get lucky
9)Is there a boggart in your trousers? Because your arse is riddikulus
10)You don't need Lumos to turn me on
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I get (sham)rock hard when I see you
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
And your sticks
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Every day we stray further from the Lord 25 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Oh me oh my
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Roll it over a few times and you should be fine
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Actually it looks good on a lot of body shapes, it makes everyone look mature and put together
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