Sassy

sassypotter


I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

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Dirty thangs 14 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Exactly. You learn more and more about the other person, and yourself, as the relationship progresses. And the end result isn't always a fairytale ending.
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Dirty thangs 14 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Hatred usually shows that you regret the whole relationship
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Dirty thangs 14 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
People change. There's a reason you broke up with them.
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Let's make this into a game 71 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Look at @sassypotter
That's me :)
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That's the only thing that fits 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
If you're horny enough..
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She'll do anything 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
@cakelover see, it depends on what you want them to do
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who let this happen #112(?) - we have come full circle 54 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Yes, a very big mistake
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What's the best pick up line you can come up with? 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ah, you do make me giggle lol
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What's the best pick up line you can come up with? 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Oooh, good line
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Prom! 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Looks like I better do that then
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There's Nothing Cuter Than This 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Dammit you beat me to it
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Not all heroes wear capes 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
You're Superman, Milk is Lois Lane
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Smh I hate when people don't listen closely to what the doctor says 1 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
This is why you're supposed to get your kiddos to eat their fruit and veg
As they say "an apple a day keeps you from dying a slow and disease-filled death"
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Back in the days 6 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago 1
Lemme smash 17 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Bitches love sticks
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What the hell?! 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I read that as "imagine fucking with this mask on" and those visions were horrible
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*Frustrated whale noise* it's fine 12 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Anyone dude
Anyone
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That was unexpected 12 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Why not all of the above?
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That was unexpected 12 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Nah. I just pour bleach into my eyes after, it's much more effective
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Types of knives 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I'll visit you in prison, dude
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Silence is golden 26 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I never got the notification for your new comment, sorry. And idk, probably because I was bored or something, or you seemed decent enough for a chat
Silence is golden 26 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Haha that does suck. Idk if I'd rather get unwanted boners, or periods..
Silence is golden 26 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I guess being a guy isn't all it's cracked up to be, haha
Silence is golden 26 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Weird phone
Btw that story you said on the T or D chat is hella awkward XD
Silence is golden 26 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I'll probably be up for a while, I make very bad choices in life lmao