Yeah, Spencer Reed (Matthew Gray Gubler)

She really needs to keep a handle of those lashes

His pedo moustache? Sure

I'm guessing a whippet, or something like that

I'll take up that offer

They're really good

*SQUISH*

It's tragic when you forget about your cuppa

Hehe I wonder who

Mother in law
Please

It means "One True Pairing", so your favourite couple or combination of people you'd like to see together

WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT