Sassy

sassypotter


I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

— Sassy Report User
My wife asks which shoes are better. Apparently they are different 5 comments
sassypotter · 5 years ago
The shoe on your right is better
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Is this a new fashion for women? 19 comments
sassypotter · 5 years ago
*If you’re bigger than a B cup lmao
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Some guy's future wife, lol 19 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Aren’t triple D boobs just an E cup?
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cutest boi! 1 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Awoo
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Tell me why 8 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
The criminals from B99 sounded better
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...And having work the next day 22 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
It’s just a preference. Some like them very petite, others like them curvier
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Damn true 9 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
My bf was snoring really loudly so I woke him up with a water pistol
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God will strike you down 13 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Asking for a friend
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Double Horns and one McDouble 5 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
That’s hot
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Rabbit wakes up owners with morning zoomies 22 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Lmao my bunnies used to do that
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What's your ideal size? 6 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
All the upvotes for guest
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Am I doing this right? 3 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Why’ve I been tagged lmao
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Now it all makes sense 8 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
@sincere_milkshake redheads smell like tortillas
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I fell 23 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Little Britain
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I see a little silhouetto of a man 30 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEE
SO YOU THINK YOU COULD STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
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Interesting facts 9 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Your brain is stopping you from actually doing it
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This is England 9 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
It has its own flag and everything
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Portraits 6 (sassypotter) 15 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
She’s so talented isn’t she?!
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Portraits 6 (sassypotter) 15 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
Thanks you two, it means a lot ^_^
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Portraits 6 (sassypotter) 15 comments
sassypotter · 6 years ago
This is amazing! Thank you so much :D
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Didn’t Frisky come back under a different name?
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I’ll be your friend :)
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What a fairy tale 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Sounds like he could’ve done with a Patronus
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Portrait 4 (grimreaper) between a fever and math, it's done. (Tj on the way) 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Thanks! You’re really talented :)
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Portrait 4 (grimreaper) between a fever and math, it's done. (Tj on the way) 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ooh, can I have one please?
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