Martin will go places in life

he must be indescribably proud of her.

animals are amazing

so basically, mommy is daddy and daddy is mommy. that's gonna be an interesting talk.

that cat should be named Slade instead

I'll take one from Argentina, Brazil, and Germany please.

when someone asks if you want white or dark meat, this is where the dark meat must come from.

if you like this, look up "alien brain hemorrhage" :)

I thought it was a person praying but used it as a high five anyways

that sounds like Ryan Reynolds. or is it just me?

when I try to make friends

once you go black, you never go back

and that's when the fight started..