He is one of my favourites too :-)

I just pictured you as a Jim Carrey bartender, that was a fantastic mental picture

Thank you, Jazz, you are fantastic!

That is a dangerous thing to say to someone with a scandalous mind- you never know what they'll ask for lol. I'll be safe and ask for a glass of milk :-)

As, you keep giving me cookies. That is the sweetest thing you could do...

Lol, that's not true. I think having a weirdly encyclopedic knowledge of sex toys and humming porn soundtracks at inappropriate times makes me more twisted, not more amazing.

It was great lol, except I got some really unrealistic expectations about sex- I didn't have sex all throughout high school, I chose to wait. When I had that connection with someone the first time it definitely was not full on pizza delivery guy/ naughty school girl/ backup soundtrack lol. It was still fantastic, but it took a while to separate real life and hyped up porn life in my head.

You are assuming that my life or anyone's life and who we love is of your or anyone's business in the first place, Mike. By opposing homosexuality as it is between to consenting adults, you are already stepping into others privacy and personal lives and judging them. That is disrespectful, that is judgemental.
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Thinking you have the right to have some sort of say in others personal relationships is arrogant and a huge turnoff, to use your phrase. If you want people to listen to you, step back and ask if what you are about to say is any of your business to comment on in the first place. You would be surprised how often you would stay silent.

I would make a joke about how you are already a chill guy, but that would be very uncool of me...*cough*

Exactly. Everyone wants a chilled beverage, Darkan

The shop sold adult movies, toys, costumes, books, and various novelty items. I worked at sales, lol, it was just like the any other job except I got weekly tutorials on the latest porn releases and sat through sales pitches on vibrators so I would know what to recommend. People were actually really respectful- I got hit on far not as a bartender than I ever did working at an adult entertainment store. It was definitely a learning experience :-)

My comment section just became very apocalyptic....

My first job after high school was at an "adult entertainment" store- sort of like a privately owned Hustler. I applied as a dare, lol, and decided just to go the first day as a joke. I ended up working there until I went to college, it was a great job.

An, Autumn, don't let hope leaf you- to every season there is a turn....*cough*

That's not very creative lol- hopefully the puns will get better as people mature

Does anyone every make cheesy jokes, like "Hey Autumn, you know I FALL for you everyday, ehehehe...."

That makes me so happy! That is great!

Lol, the way a few of them that look like they can support themselves/stand independently are so one can use them easier anally- which any of them could be used in that manner, but the "plug" shape is something that's popular in LGBTQI sex shops. But any dildo, especially the sort with out clitoral stimulation is good for men as well :-)

They're not just for women. Especially when you start getting to the more middle right of the group...Just to complete the mental picture here lol

That is a really good point, even this picture which I'd meant to show the lack of diversity in advertising models itself is still Photo shopped up- women need to not compare themselves to these sort of standards.

I think both the body types are beautiful- this is just to point out that there is a much wider range of women than what is shown on adverts. Every body has great qualities, and life and advertising should reflect that

I have just started to watch the episodes- I have been jerking around on the order though because my work schedule is so far off of everyone I watch with- but I am excited to see more!

And with that post you have made me love you- Doctor Who and a bit of the Kinsey Scale, excellent!

Oh, you just became 1000+ cooler to me! I adore this man. I grew up on his movies, lol