Saviour Self

saviourself


There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part.

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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
That is definitely the most anger I have gotten for not having a penis ever. I agreed- you and your personal experiences with wearing a condom as a man are relevant. I don't know if the ones you have difficulty with are lubricated or not, but I would recommend talking to your healthcare professional about your difficulty with them. The UK has a great program from what I can see when it comes to condom use, which is fantastic. Where your disdain for the US program comes from I am not sure (unless it's Bush era abstinence only, then I understand).
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I am sure your frustration and hostility is about a lot more than me and this post, so I wish you luck in working through it. I hope you find a sexual health plan you can be happy and comfortable with there over the pond :-)
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Donut friendzone 8 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Yeah, how dare she not succumb to your wants, lol. I suppose she could have left you all the donuts- but honestly. Pastry + You wanting her = her panties dropping. Damn the Friendzone!
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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Depending on your college- some that have religious backgrounds do not pass them out. A great way to find out is to call your local Planned Parenthood and ask if your campus is safe sex friendly, or if they have an organization on campus. You can also get free condoms and reduced birth control costs at Planned Parenthood itself.
Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Lol, England needs to get on it's condom quality if America is outstripping you- that sounds horrible. I'll have to Google the STD spread in England- if the safe sex supplies are as limited as you say it must be in epic rates.
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I don't have a penis, you got me there- but I have worked on my college specifically for safe sex education, had a part time job at Hustler selling and educating about merchandise (which is our sex shop here in the states), and now work for a Family planning clinic where I travel to schools to do their sex 101talks and work as a medical assistant for STD screens and well person exams. So while you have a penis up on me, I doubt you have spent as much time talking/educating/counseling specifically about sexual health. I don't know what it's like to have an English penis, though, or the trials that come with it- so I am sorry your lot is heavy.
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Edit: Condom use in the UK, interesting: http://www.fpa.org.uk/factsheets/contraception-patterns-use
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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Lol, mine too!
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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
The size difference between Lifestyle brand condoms (the ones most frequently used in free health clinics) and Trojan or Durex is minimal- what I would suggest if you find them uncomfortable to put on is to use a water based lubricant along with the condom. While most condoms come pre-lubricated, sometimes you need a bit more depending on arousal level or that particular partner.
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The different sizes that are sold for condoms (ie, Magnum, XXL, etc.) are actually just marketing campaigns to overcharge men who want that label. The size difference is actually very, very minimal. So unless you need a smaller condom, 97% of men fit into regular condoms without constraint. The reason I know this is because I worked my school's safe sex program and was a Trojan "Campus Leader" for sexual safety for years. Lots of condoms, lol, and lots of talking about them.
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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Lol, that's why both horny boys and girls need to work together- if half your blood is heading out of your brain to *other* places right before sex, it takes two people together to think completely, lol.
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When I hear the sound of a wasp in my room but don't know where it's coming from 4 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
I think it's a piece of wood broken from the window frame
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This Would Make Socks Seem More Annoying... 6 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Thank you for the better interpretation! And sorry, everyone for the NSFW, I must have hit it accidentally. This post is rated G
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Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Unexpected pregnancy and STDs suck more, I can pretty much guarantee that.
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Two Types Of Humor, Not Alike In Dignity... 25 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
It's not something that is any of your business to comment on either.
Two Types Of Humor, Not Alike In Dignity... 25 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Modesty is a subjective thing- what is modest to you may not be modest to me. Also when we say girls (for the sake of argument and society, them only) HAVE to be modest, we should think of why we are saying that. What does it mean to a girl who does not conform to the definition we have of modesty? Is she less deserving of respect? Is her body more sexualized? Is she "asking for it?" Why do we think that way?
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What the f*ck did I just stumble upon 30 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
You my friend, summed it up well.
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Inspirational story 3 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Did you know swans actually mate for life... a little fun fowl fact for you.
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Two Types Of Humor, Not Alike In Dignity... 25 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
That made me so happy, lol.
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Two Types Of Humor, Not Alike In Dignity... 25 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
"In fair Verona, where we lay our scene..." Yes, my title inspiration ran Shakespearean lol, it's getting harder to think of clever ones :-)
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Best comeback ever ! 19 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Oh, that sister just caused her brother a very uncomfortable welcome home...
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TRUTH. 10 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
I just watched two episodes, and while the references to PFLAG and The Trevor Project are nice, it still upset me, as a member of the GLBTQ community. The characters who are gay in the show are portrayed in terribly stereotypical ways, and the message that gay people will dominate an "open minded campus" (as in straights pay for prom, gays get in free) is offensive.
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Unless the message shifts and becomes radically different, it's just making light of the struggles actual GLBTQ students have day to day. Referencing the Trevor Project while showing absolutely 0% discrimination and bullying happens (in fact, you become popular!!) is very unhelpful. There is a reason it exists, because so many teenage GLBTQ people do attempt or commit suicide because of the realities out there. They don't even acknowledge that.
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Girls in bikini 5 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
You don't see men running around in their underwear either, lol. And with those revealing Speedos, how scandalous...
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Realistic women's magazines 19 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
"You sound like your mother" I love this!
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Drop it like it's hot 8 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Lol, they are cute as long as you can pass them back
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let me hide the body... oh haha oh no of course not hahhahahahahha 10 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
That is a good mother lol
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To Censor Or Not To Censor? 23 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
Lol, you guys make an account and show me how it's done. I am sure you'll be far superior to me- just post your usernames here and I'll watch. I can't wait to see what you're going to do, durell! :-)
You....You Are A Genius.... 14 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
I don't want to think where the money will appear then...
Only art students will get this. 20 comments
saviourself · 8 years ago
I love this watch!!
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