I once came up with a salad, but instead of the vegetables, i thought of a meat that could look kindof the same, but meat.

He is an amazing goalie though

What does people being trolled have to do with a starfish and cheese?!?!

If someone asked what countries are in my heritage, it would be a frickin essay, but i just sum it all up as american, but most of my heritage is irish

Considering his dislikes, at least he lives up to his username

I only eat meat because i dont believe in plant cruelty

If you take all of the rich business owner's money away, then he/she will not have the money to pay the people lower down, so then people get laid off

Then it stays there for days, weeks, and plants might die. But i dont know, im just guessing here

Well shit

Thanks guys *wipes non-existent tears*

Question: lime, are you irish?

Wait, you have to drive 30 mins to go to a store, but only a few minutes to a pub?

Its all about the context, btw this is kind of an always sunny in Philadelphia reference

Yea, but nobody calls me irish-american

Remind me never to sleep on the ground near arkvoodle91

One kids cleat got IN another's neck

If thats true, then a lot of people will see my tallest finger giving them a standing ovation if i get famous

I mean, the earth should at least wipe

*mind blown

What would they mine?

I kindof like this one better

Its a frickin joke, stop trying to be offended and laugh

No no guys, korea is on mars, duh