I'm afraid it won't work for stairs. Not with my cat.

Fractals, fractals everywhere...

Food is always the cure.

Three times faster than excruciatingly slow is still not very fast. And I wonder how they found out that sloths could hold their breath for 40 minutes... Waterboarding?

I'm French and I use either the US and/or the Brazilian signs when someone piss me off. I never used the so called French sign, or saw someone use it. So, don't use it to express your anger if the bottle of wine you ordered in this Parisian café tastes like dung, because the garçon will think that you are a complete retard, and it won't help in any way.