Indian action movies are so realist.

And your father still is.

And then the crocodile struck. One headless monkey, one.

You don't want that to happen.

Gattaca dogs.

Looks like the coin dropped for Robert too. "Wait, I'm not Iron Man, just an actor pretending to be Iron Man... Nooooooooooooo!"

Joker: "Hey Clark and Bruce, yo mama are so dead that...argllll"

That's rude for the people who don't own chairs.

"Let's shoot the wedding night of Daenerys and Drogo with a real 13-year-old girl" said no one in his right mind ever. Except maybe Ser Jorah Mormont of Pedobear Island.

What if I told you that my sister can do ten pull-ups in a row, while my brother can't even finish one?

If this is what you look like with a total immunity from cancer, I think I'd rather take my chance as a non enhanced human being. You know, just trying to live healthily...

We miss you here, Leslie.

Lannister stuff.

Actually, I CAN do that. Thanks for the tip.

Sounds more like the miserable "Anti-Kaijus Wall" of Pacific Rim to me. Or the Maginot Line.

What is black for?

Blood for the blood god! (pretty accurate) Skulls for the throne of Khorne! (what?)

At (my) university, they teach you that the 19th century actually started in 1789 and ended in 1914. We call it the Duracell century, because it lasted 25% longer than the average.

Bitch please... The verb "go" has 30 different forms in French. And don't forget that "les poules couvent au couvent de Mr de Broglie".

Just imagine the face of the French fries guy when he saw the order appear on the monitor. "54 large fries!?!?! WTF?"

That awkward moment when you realize that a kangaroo has bigger arms than you... And I'm pretty sure that he didn't even lift once in his life.

How do you say "deal with it" in Swedish?

Ok, let me take a guess about who he was talking about... Probably Cat Stark, Rob Stark and Tywin Lannister... Or Ygritte, the Hound and Joffrey Baratheon... Or Ser Gregor "The Mountain That Rides" Clegane, Oberyn Martell and Jeor Mormont... Or Lady Lysa Tully, the Lord of the Bones and Janos Slynt... Or Ser Aryn Oakheart, Lord Kevan Lannister and Quentyn Martell... Or...

The Man in the Iron Mask is a terrible movie though: it has Jeremy Irons in it cast. Period.

Must be the original comic.