Leo grows a beard when disappointed.

These are all so perfect

Or you just do the subtle little cough in hopes of releasing the fire from your throat

All more photogenic than me....

My Great Dane does this with me :)

There's a spy round here *engineers voice*

Bitch please, my hands don't get slightly cold. They get antartic frozen penguin poo cold. That's really cold btw. This is a genius invention

This is obviously unfair, but women are often encouraged more than men to 'be fit', I guess because back in the day women needed a man to survive, so they had to seem attractive. Now I'm not at all saying that this is right and not a double standard, just pointing something out. Don't hate me

Always use protection *hands you a glove*

Actually there are a whole bunch of other complications that would happen if Australia declared independence. First, we would have to change all of our currency

Ah so beautiful

Wanna play some bongos