It's 2AM and I was laughing so loud my mom woke up and yelled at me

Her face is like "You fucking bitch"

That's one of the best comments/replies I've ever seen

Hey, Taylor Swift didn't destroy anything

You mean all of the below (I know, it doesn't matter)

I'm not sure if ultron and braniac should be together

This pun made me scream

N97!

I got one of these some time ago. I have to say that it's one of the most satisfying devices I've ever used. Can't say that about a lot of people though

He's a fucking clown with a pie. What did they expect?

Dat brand placement

Now heading to instagram

I was on a safari in Kenya some time ago too. These things are lazy as hell. The only time I saw a lion move was when we saw these two lions (male and female) sleeping. But then they woke up and just began to mate. Yes, it was kind of awkward.
Anyway, these things are way more chilled out than we think they are

The keyboarded on Android are generally better too

That shit doesn't drink blood. It gulps people

What's with Americans and tips? Don't the waiters get paid?

I'm dying!

I hate how this just had to end