This could be the worst disaster known to the universe.

Notice the use of the word "themselves".

I see what you did there

Apply cold water to both areas in pain.

Well, you don't say

That's why you don't understand what you don't understand

I like how everything blends in perfectly with the tune of the real song.

And take a picture of it

This is what happened in reverse!

It depends on your phone's touch screen accuracy. Mine works perfectly

There us more than one Internet?! It's time to explore new worlds people.

This actually happened to me and I was always told I was ugly. Now, I'm going through shit because a lot of girls have a crush on me and I'm too socially awkward to do shit about it. Thanks childhood shits.

My new year's resolution: To actually keep a fucking resolution

These are the kind of guys that'll never go through the shit seen in horror movies.

Before the picture loaded, I thought I was gonna see a bird with a bullet going through it

Did you see that?! That was Zekrom!

*Lightning