Lucifer! She wasn't ready for this!

When I say no offense, I mean to say "I know this is offensive but I don't give a fuck enough to not say it, so..."

No, he smelled the salami that was in there some time ago.

Apart from Marvel movies, Jackie Chan movies were also movies that I would gladly sit and watch the credits

"Welcome to the dark side"

'Till it swallows you whole.

The 90s were awesome. Even tough I was born towards the end.

Nope

Another one for the list of possible dad jokes

I new about this the day it was released but I still haven't brought myself to download it. Never will. Too much idiot foreseen.

Them wallets that are so expensive, by the time you buy them, you'll come to the sudden realization that you don't have any cash to stash in them any more

The last time I made a NSFW post that wasn't actually NSFW, Funsubstance deleted it :(

Dat ass, makes me happy

Yes and nope

I don't think that's how it works

The title game on FS is getting really strong

The guy looks so done.

They obviously just wanted to get to the other side.

*Ahem* I'd like to make a toast...

The question is, how the fuck are tattoos permanent if we shed a lot of skin all the time?