This is the same guy with the Wolverine claws!

I'm not saying people have to listen to them, but come on, Eminem is awesome

Did they like, create a language for these guus?

My Chem teacher did this to me once when I completely aced my presentation. Everyone was sort of shocked because I usually back out of this kind of stuff. Asshole teacher then decided to ask a completely unrelated question

Well, it's called Spartanburg for a reason

That look. It was like "You piece of shit"

I was born 1997, does that count? I seem to be able to relate to every 90s kid reference I've seen

"I need to feed my crack addiction."

Looks like a Nexus 4 (yes, I know it doesn't matter)

I loved this so much it made me cry

I have most of these characteristics but I'm Nigerian

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T NINTENDTO STOP READING THESE PUNS ANYTIME SOON

The Google car is just a prototype

"It's not even moving... Oh"
-Me

Unless you're like Eminem

Set it to Nigeria, let's see how well you fare

Ed, Edd and Eddy anyone?

Also known as "How to get your car to take a selfie"

This guy should be a fucking CRACKED writer!