But Germans hated it, they decided to move the idea to America. It caught on.

Against the jerks. Internet trolls are jerks that North Korea has commited crimes against.

*Because

Beacause your cool?

Do you want to get shot by a penguin? Because that comment is how you get shot by a penguin.

I think I have to get the riot squad here....

*slowly backs away gun drawn* Yeah, we got a problem here guys....

Then you are horribly stupid.

You are sweggy aren't you?

Veryyy punny...

Taking the shot guys.

You won ...

Nope, I'm not...... You shouldn't be here... I'm shooting everyone remember?

Don't mess with me. *phone rings*

Oh, should I continue?

Let's find a peaceful and democratic solution for this..... PSYCH! *shoots everyone*

Now calm down.

Ummmmm, I found your file, I'm sorry: "Wade Wilson's early life is mostly unknown. His mother died of cancer while he was young and his father (who was in the military) was physically abusive. Wade was a deliquent in his teenage years, possibly to spite his father. However one night while drinking with his friends his father attempt to take him out of the club one of his friends stole Wade's Fathers handgun and killed him."

Pleasure.

I'd like to see you go claiming borders!

.... This is beyond weird...

*awkward music plays* Why is this comment section so damn awkward?