I have it exact oppositelly. It sucks both ways...

She asked for it.

This fucked me up. After seeing this post my friend sent me one absolutely disgusting image and I was looking for the "throwing up emoji" like 2 minutes... -_-

Just... How?

Making Saw games for my enemies.

I don´t have AIDS on the International AIDS day too and I´m not complaining everywhere.

Guess there´s some serious glitch in Matrix, when I´m 00´s kid but still remember it.

What?! Are you trying to insult me?! My eyebrows are perfect today so stfu bitch!

Bet they would find the girl, if she was lost on the airport.

I knew it!

Yeah baby anything IS cute! Baby crocodile, baby swan, baby horse, baby pigeon...

He's only missing that ,,Cat in boots'' hat.

More like ,,The end of the world''

I'd be like ,,Hey, bro, you know what II think? *insert random name here* would really suit you! I think I'll call you like this!'' They would say yes or be like - Nah, *insert real name here* is okay.

That's incredibly nice gesture from someone :-)

It'd be kinda rude, talking like this to parent.

That's not true. He blinked like three times in the start of the movie. So correctly you should say ,,he almost doesn't blink'', because he blinked.