Not sure if totally listening it or totally not listening it..

Could you use it in sentence, please? I just want to know how to use it right... You know - in case...

This makes me feel uncomfortable

No, I didn´t tried to balance the switch between ON&OFF. I balanced it. Are you trying to make me look weak? I can balance my light!

I only hope that the logo is made of Lego too

The first one is terrible advice - trust me, I have to walk to the 4th floor every Thursday morning on the first lesson in school - I feel like someone´s attempting to steal my legs afterwards. I´d rather do the other two, than this one.

And then imagine, that these people will probably have children really early.

Wait... Which country actually has directions on shampoo? I thought it´s common sense...

The second one looks like it´s unsafe to work with computer..

"I hope I´m never seeing them again..."

Gotta do it on 1st April... Just sitting inside McDonalds and wanting to high-five the inventor of this...

She´s so done...

Mortal enemies with Chuck Norris must be really terrifying.

That´s why I´m either smiling or being polite. Anything, but not these two in the same time - people could mistaken my politeness and well... then it would be really big awkwardness and I don´t want to derp outside.

Can I at least expect from the person to remember me and at least not say that "those school was full of terrible people, which were bullying me" even if I and few other people were nice to that person?