Okay, do you wanna cookie with jello tits or dick?

They don´t. If they have to, they´d make him super big. They´re just making him at least same height as others, so... Well, I´m actually not sure what come after this "so", but I think they mean it as that people won´t be making jokes on his height in comparison with other actors or that it just looks good when guy is taller or same height as a girl...

The irony is is strong with this one

"OMG WE WILL FALL, OMG WE WILL FALL!!! Erhm... go left you dumbass... OMG WE WILL DIE IN HEREEEE!"

Maybe he meant, I wasn´t just sure, because the tweet is from Barney not NPH, so I wanted to make it clear..

No. Barney Stinson isn´t gay, but NPH is gay.

I sang it as Let it snow

...and that's the moment he chose to be a musician

I find it really funny... In most of states it's like ,,18! I'm finally an adult!" and in USA ,,Yay, 18! I can finally fuck!"...

They'd invent it, but they're too lazy to do so

Well, the truth is usually downvoted, so it should be a compliment for you...

Sounds like a challenge *looks around for a volunteer*

He went... He's not with us anymore *bursts in tears*

Idk, , maybe the hair style?

Or Ariana´s just weak

What? Credible? I´m credible! Look, I have 20 credit cards! That makes me credible!

So are you going to pay me or what?!