I like the joy trebiany refrence

4chaners are psychos.. But I still like them

This is actually funny but still why is everybody blaming Obama for the NSA spying on america thing, the NSA was doing it long before Obama became a president..

I was listening to linkin park while reading this and the chills just wouldn't stop

My EYES !!! what is this ? Made for ants?

Hey at least bear grylls got out of his cave .. While we are still in it because of food and internet .. oh the sweet sweet internet

Actually ''because I'm old'' is a good excuse for everything
I.e
Grandson : grandpa why are you in Vegas with a trany in a swimming pool full of pie while people are jumping on a trampoline in the bushes screaming TGIF when it Monday, while its grandmas death anniversary..
Grandpa : because I'm fucking old.
Grandson : well don't forget to use protection we don't want another..''accident''

This is true success, not just high fiving the president but doing in front of the people who thought you'd never mount to anything

C'mon why is everybody blaming Obama for the NSA spying on america thing, the NSA was doing it long before Obama became a president..

''Adorable bastard''

Step one: be rich

Don't tell me Pokemon or mermaids don't exist we haven't explored the whole big wide sea yet