Last time there was a windstorm, my trampoline ended up in the kindergarten classroom of the school behind my house..

Is it bad that everytime I see or hear the words 'fruit salad' I automatically think yummy yummy??

I have a story like this.. My best friends mother owned a store that they live above, her home number was the same as the store number, so when we were younger(before cellphones) she would use an intercom type device to talk to us. One day we were playing a game and we were swearing up a storm, cause when yur little swearing is badass. Her mother came in the house and smacked us both. The intercom button was stuck and her whole store had heard us.

Dont worry, your not alone. Mine was "gramps grunts in reply"

I sat thru the whole thing, it wasn't soo bad! It was a really well done movie!

The logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking Bart off.

I live in Niagara Falls. This ashamed me when I read it in out newspaper. Although not surprising.. Our hospital sucks ass.

A while

I do this for a living

That its actually like the only thing I remember!! Sooo funny!!

Somehow, I remember Rufus being a lot cuter...

He looks like Nigel thornberry

That's actually a beluga whale, get your facts straight people. Wow,