it was really hard to read this

smoother

uh yeah, cause shes not the bride?

sweaty... its not JUST playstation in a pool... its a whole damn lounge

wasnt expecting that

in india it is also illegal to commit suicide, something about if you try to its like you’re harming government property which is fucked lol

well you wont actually get a degree but you did just lose some money

me n my friends going out on the town

where does the astronaut go for a beer?

when it touches you o.O

what if he had a hole strategically placed there for flute blowing purposes and you didnt know?

i think if you buy vegetables or meat in bulk it does cut costs compared to buying a premade meal each lunch/snack. the only problem is the time used to prepare it.

kind of swanky dontcha think

because different municipalities have different guidelines for water quality assurance. i know some may put more fluoride than others (which are making the friggin frogs gay) and some may not as long as its within the national health guidelines. also depends what the source is!

this made me think too much

the constant exposure to sun from any distance isnt typically safe

i cant tell if this is of actual animals on a landscape or a painting on a wall

i love how “eating out” means cunnilingus and eating at a restaurant