I dunno man, i'm gonna be honest, but if you're drinking that much Monsters u might wanna not do that

Oh shit, u better run

If you focus on it hard enough, you can make it go faster

Imagine using that second one at full blast

HAHAH SO THE FIRST PERSON GOT A VIBRATOR STUCK IN THEIR RECTUM AND USED SALAD TONGS TO TRY AND TAKE IT OUT BUT THEY ENDED UP LOSING THOSE TOO

dat pizza look stale

how do you feed bees m&m's

i thought that was a sea anemone

"Wat do?"

you could say... that car is outta this world

But what if ur actually pregnant and just didnt know it before you decided to prank him

i thought the 5th picture was 2 different pictures

She wore them because she wants to and there's nothing wrong with that.

hell to the NOPE

how cool would that be if it was night time and all the stars cane out and it reflected on the water. and then a shark comes out and eats you whole

why would you get a tattoo of your girlfriend if you hadnt married her yet is the problem

i swear that cat is hella cute

so u strip dance when u see ur crush right

wowie this made me smile