That's so funny and random.

Long story short: vaccinate your kid.

What drugs am I on?

If I ever did that, I'd have the fear that the whole shelf thing will fall down along with me.

Why's everything that is polish, so big?

That's a big ass grin for someone who's dead.

He was horny and you're easy.

That owner is thin enough to hide behind those "trees" haha.

The guy should definitely get inside soon.

A kid named Darla would never do coke.

He says he didn't need a menu to look at their prices because he's rich. He was ordering something standard though.

Smh white people.

Post pictures of those cute af puppies soon.

U in ugly.

Imagine walking around in the water and tripping over this.

My heart stops at the beginning everytime I watch it. Even if I know it's snow.

Good boys, regardless.

Marks the end of an era.

Yeah, no : no, not really.
No, yeah : yes.