Not sure what's cooler, the corvette that's in the driveway or the sharpied van.

Why not? The guy you picked up earlier with the face tattoo seems to be pretty cool.

The one cat is eyeing up the guinea pigs on the left.

Poor Leo... :(

It only works in the right situations. I
i.e: insane asylums.

That's a little terrifying to think about.

"And then the sexiest beast in the world walked in." I swear people have such low self esteem on here.

I like the Barbie size Captain Morgan.

Is that a scorpion in his right hand?

True story. That's how I became an acrobat.

You better listen to her Jason.

I like the dad's mullet.

I like his squirrel armband. Nothing days Badass like a squirrel armband

F. Many giraffes drop dead for no reason.

"One, two, potato..."

Photoshopped.

And you can't have my gameboy either!

I love the cat drawing!

Isn't that the reason to have kids?

I'm sorry

Dafuq is this?