Lol "what parent-teacher conference?" *nervous cough*

The coolest thing in elementary school was light up shoes tho. Way cooler than mechanical pencils.

It hangs around them like a cloud.

I don't think anyone would stop him either.

Would you prefer honey blossom or ocean spray scent?

My life is a lie. The internet has given me false info about animals.

The most important being my FS account.

The worst is when they insist they didn't touch it but there's fingerprints all over the screen.

I wonder if this is photoshopped...

That's a great URL.

"Surprise mother f*ucker!"

I think history channel turned into a bunch of washed up senile physicists.

Apply cold water to burn.

It's perfect.

And it's totally worth it.

I found my senior quote.

Serve me like one of your French girls.

Smells like ocean breeze and police brutality.

This is so depressing but it's a good example of why he has fairies.

"Target spotted"
*Pshh*