If those are hedgehogs this is the best sign ever.

Now you see me meow you don't.

Everyone should be able to relate to this.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

That can't be the truth, we can't yell at you for that.

SATE hates it when people talk in third person.

This just in: Russell Brand forces corkscrew against TV host's knackers.

Payback's a bitch.

*drools uncontrollably*

Ima go granny-fu on anyone who messes with you.

Me everyday when I see couples.

And blow across the barrel like a cowboy after you light the candle.

All aboard the train to Fuckthatville.

All is lost.

I said I wanted a fish sandwich, not a burrito!

What the actual fuck

It's trying to eat the tree.

Friend zoned by a can. This guy has it bad.

Battle of the ages.

Please tell me this isn't true.

Hmm, my school would never suspect deodorant...