South Africa here I come!

I think Steve Jobs was the only person who liked turtlenecks.

How I feel in situations like this.

Wat?

For all the confused people, you use the pen to rewind or fix the tape inside if it gets jammed.

Apply cold water to burned area

Dug!

"It's right there dammit!"

Feeling the drugs it seems.

I dream about this happening to me.

I idolize these guys.

Oh Kanye, with your enormous ego.

Don't worry pathetic human! I will free you!

Instant promotion.

I can just imagine driving to a high school and leaving with a bunch of d*cks drawn all over it.

I'm not sure, let me check the back room.

They probably just sent bags of Lays chips.

It's basically Rachael Ray for cats.

Guys. You're so far away!

Allow me to redeem Christians. The bible is separated into books. Each was written by Jesus' disciples.

You're not accepted here.

My dream garage.

Dost thou even hoist?