This is such a deep quote.

Dress for the job you want.
*dresses as Batman*

I want to do this now.

Best answer ever.

Where's "Scream and Shout" by Will.I.am?

"Not in front of the kids!"

Roses are red
Trees are blue
If you like Jaden Smith
F*ck you

"Awww Yeah!"

Saves me a pay-per-view.

"You fell for it again Jake?!"

Test: A B C D
Me: eenie meenie miny mo.

More like bad ass dad.

I hope this isn't fake. Karma really does suck.

I want his overalls.

"Don't you dare walk away!"

Well f*ck you too!

The future of America is looking grim.

Batman likes it kinky.

This makes me wanna buy Old Spice.

Playin dirty now.

How romantic.

It's cruel how his shirt has sleeves. It's mocking him.