They obviously didn't let the donuts go

How can you say no to a face like that?

That doesn't mean you don't do those things, it just means you don't get caught.

Where's Sparta?!

Gordon Ramsey: this steak is so undercooked it's still moo-ing!
Swedish Chef: hurra durrah!

Wait till you're both sleep deprived, it will be the funniest thing ever.

Why does this box have legs?

I don't get it, it's just a bunch of flute shaped pools.

I don't care how much it costs I'm putting it in my Millennium Falcon.

Wasted

It will buy everything on these shelves

It was a sad day in the history of Fifa when the USA lost 4-0

We always win. Even when we don't win

Could it get any better?!

That guy in the background just doesn't even care.

My mind is still having trouble processing this.

Everyone post your username and password and I'll tell you if it's secure enough.

If you see him you are already on drugs.