Ella

sewwat


Um. Hi.
So yeah.
so... do you like OHSHC?

— Ella Report User
Found this weird notebook outside today 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Lol im on the second book!
A soldier's best friend 2 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
No, I don't consider soldiers to be men. They are heroes, so they are SuperMen.
5 · Edited 10 years ago
All women will kneel for you 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
NO.
NOT FOR YOU.
Doctor font 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Look at her face... she looks absolutely concerned.
Meh. It's close enough 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I FUCKING FOUND WALDO. AND THE OTHER GUY. AND A FEMALE VERSION OF WALDO. ALL IN THAT PICTURE.
Real life Disney princesses portraits 13 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Well you're annoyingly positive.
4
Oh, ouch Bone cancer 5 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Two. Two kinds of people.
3
Because I can 1 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
OMFG. SHE ISN'T POINTING HER FEET. WHAT KIND OF DANCER IS SHE.
(I work in a dance company.)
Girl Logic 24 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Im naturally a number 2. Trying to gain weight to become a number 3.
Meanwhile, my mother is anorexic.
5
Bed nest 8 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Oh. My. God. <italic> The Love Nest...
Pepsi vs coca cola 7 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
But the mother knows best, and the mother says change is good.
Everybody hide 28 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
24 hours after 2/14/14,is my birthday!!!!
1
..................... 10 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Feb the 15!!!
2
Milk teeth 2 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
It's childhood, all in one post.
3
I bet I'm not the only one 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Too***
Meme Horoscope 22 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Praiser... nah that's wrong. This post sucks. :P
· Edited 10 years ago
Brought to you by.. THE INTERNET 17 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
If yours acts like this, calm its tits
4
*shudder* 16 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Yes. I went shopping and my aunt treats me like im six, so went there and she handed are pink sparkly rhinestone covered skirt hello kitty on it an told me go try it on. It hurt so fucking much. She said "Does it fit over your hips? It fits. Lets and you'll wear it to the play date with Joe. " "But Aunt La-" "GOD YOU'RE SO UNAPPRECIATIVE "
9
Have a nice.. Wait what! 3 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Nope. You used that wrong. It's not escalating, it's her being sarcastic.
1
Well in that case, amen 7 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
No she's too pretty to miley. Miley looks like Dumbledore and Yoda had a retarded child that got into an accident and is completely naked, you think it's to communicate with us but it's reallly singing alot better than normal. But then, OH NO,it cuts its hair and thinks her Little Black Bookk and the Bible can be combined with shit and techno and make music.
· Edited 10 years ago
Parental thought process 6 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
No.... you're using it wrong. Stupid monkey.
Hello everyone, this is my husband. 73 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
OMG YES. Dahvie vanity and his children Daniel and Pussypanta, and me, his wife. <3
How you grow old 33 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Untrue! Asians don't age.
1
Because you're AWESOME! 10 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I love you.
(*`Д´)/~~~~~┻━┻ some tables being flipped for your convenience.
im 16 why is this happening to me 3 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
16 and Bagnet
6