Ella

sewwat


Um. Hi.
So yeah.
so... do you like OHSHC?

— Ella Report User
I like this one 21 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
FUCK NO. BITCH BE WEARING 100 DOLLAR PAIR OF POINTE SHOE ON ROCK. Bitch deserves to die.
Older men 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Dat Franklin tho
Grandmothers 3 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Whenever I was little, I used to watch his shows. Now, I don't have to ask who bamzippidtzaop he is.
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The truth about breasts 9 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Nope, even a woman who literally cannot gain body weight have breasts. Therefore, they are muscle.
Two kinds of people 60 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Pepsi, nacho, neither,stickers, neither, top, dog, over,Firefox,side, Microsoft, Netflix,burger king (onion rings!!!!),taco bell, MW3, right, (: , Xbox, monster.
I've never noticed it, but who knows 5 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Her lungs are uneven, the left is smaller to make room for your heart.
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Untooned 10 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!!!!! *chipmunked scream*
Eye mutation 37 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I've never wanted to have a mutation before so very badly. Stupid natural selection. Stupid genes. Stupid science.
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The Fast-Food Junction Rally 2 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Too*** myself***
Oh, Barney 6 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
And he's like: "I made myself laugh."
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Ah, love 3 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I feel like I should mention that sharks often mistake us for seals, and they don't like our bony and muscle-y structure and much prefer blubber, so spitting us out instead of furnishings us is the norm.
Well are you? 8 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I will not answer that without my lawyer present.
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What I see when posters say "my girlfriend" 1 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
That guy in the background...
Things I learned from watching fast & furious 6 16 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I cried a small tear, but since I walked around a bit and it was really cold, they KIND of sunk into my head again. I know, it's weird. But they hurt ny feelings,.and I happen to know that one of which is student body's presidents brother, who is usually very respectful... I'll tell you what happens tomorrow, tomorrow.
Things I learned from watching fast & furious 6 16 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
The forth one is correct. I know from experience. Once, i had a black nerd friend. Being a white girl, I wasn't immediately his friend. He's not racist, just talk know... most races say me school stick to themselves. He was a dork, but I liked him. J told my friend, Maryjane, I had a little crush on him, just a small one. She said he liked me a whole lot and told him. He said he'd never date me. Until next year, he wouldn't talk to me. This year, over the summer he... changed. He got "street cred". So, in my school, if you're friends with somebody you hug them. Today, I went over and attempted to hug him.
-first mistake: doing it in front of his really racist friends
-second mistake: dressed like me. (Scene)
He backed up and said "not now." Being his friend, I laughed and turned around. " I see how it is!" I replied. He had known me longer, but his new friends was his gender and race, and age. The worst of things I heard from them was:
"Girl, what chu doin? You is WHITE!"
There are two types of people 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Side, under, nacho, Xbox, android, Nike, snapback, at&t, monster,pepsi, sunkist, digital, MW3, :) lol
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All women will kneel for you 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
;-; you win. Shit.
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Internet 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
What's a` social life `?
..................... 12 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Me gusta
Scumbag Candyman 6 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
You don't know. Maybe it's <sarcastic font> a PrE PaiD PLaN.
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All women will kneel for you 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Just, you know, because, it matters. To me.
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All women will kneel for you 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Oh. Enjoy. Just know... if you take him, no woman will reproduce with him, thus him having no offspring, resulting in no future generations... of the chosen one.
Popsicle cat 9 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
(/≧◇≦\)
All women will kneel for you 15 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
But... if you take him... he... has no... boobs, which alot of men are quite fond of....and.... then women... can't .... (claps hands together repeatedly) if you
know what I mean.
Deep Rihanna 2 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
It's not even my birthday, but you wanna lick the icing
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