Ella

sewwat


Um. Hi.
So yeah.
so... do you like OHSHC?

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Wise decision 7 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
In 6th grade, I was the pale white girl in a ghetto school, and I let this big black guy have my Takis and copy my test.
Cute couples and shit comp 28 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I'm saying creature and athlete-thing because what human with a conscience would abuse anyone or anything? You're obviously not understanding what I ment. The masculine girl slapped her girlfriend, which is not important to you, I guess. :X
Meme Horoscope 22 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Why am I getting downvotes? I was being sarcastic, hence the :P
Girl Logic 24 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
<3 she is nearly completely recovered... and i hope you never get as bad as my mother's used to be. Thank you for your support.
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Stop doing faces 13 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Okay, but first let me take a #SELFIE.
As a European visiting the U.S. This machine blew my mind 52 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Because it's not handicap accessible, it's iffy on legal-Ness.
A whim away.. 7 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
(ФωФ)
Something so bad it's funny 6 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
That. That is school. My teacher says im creative. <+)))><~>゜  ~>゜)ーー—   (ФωФ)
Cute ;) 8 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
GUYS. MY TEACHER HAS A VINE. HE IS SEMI-FAMOUS. I'M VERY SCARED.
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autocorrect 32 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
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autocorrect 32 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Imma try!!
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What a great teacher 10 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I know this has nothing to do with the post, but one time this boy Salvador yelled in the middle of everybody's talking to shut up so the teacher could speak. And it got really quiet and Salvador said "Who's going to help me come?" And the sub handed him the roll. (since it is a ghetto school nobody questioned his grammar) (he was asking if someone would come with him to the main office).And I just whispered "Your Mom." And he fucking lost it. He started crying and some kids had to hold him back.
Fucking worth it.
I love middle school.
*Sigh* memories
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Two kinds of people 60 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
You made a pointless comment, they're white simply because of the battle between their hotness and just happen to be white, a comment like this probably would not be found if it were the opposite.
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Braces 23 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
I NEED AN ADULT. I NEED AN ADULT!
Nothing is impossible you say? But wait... 19 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
So is your mama but I'm not complaining.
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Braces 23 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
A HUMAN married YOU...... well. Unexpected, Mr.Matthew.
Braces 23 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Matthew, Matthew,Matthew... someone's about to get their assets pwned...
Epic one liners 4 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Can't**** too****
Braces 23 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Well, Matthew, SOMEONE'S cranky today!
The ugly 9 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS SMOOTH AS FUCK.
To the pokeball! 3 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Pika*** Batman***
Braces 23 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
So what? My friend makes out with guys all the time, with braces... yet I sit alone... braces-less, playing with SpongeBob action figures.
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sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) 38 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Yes, we do. History is often taught because we do not want it to be repeated.
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Zombie apocalypse checklist 17 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Two things piss me off about this:
1.) There is no cans of chocolate pudding the size of a small boys torso
And
2.) And there is a lack of Twinkies as well
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Time to burn the house down 33 comments
sewwat · 10 years ago
Why the downvotes? Its called SARCASM.
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