Which way is she spinning? 18 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
Yes. She is spinning. Yes.
Nice try mom 10 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
My mom did this once except it was highly detailed broccoli shaped candy, and I refused to eat even while I heard orgasmic sounds of deliciousness escaping my family's mouth...
Tumblr stuff 6 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
I laughed so hard on the second one I spit out my soda.
And then choked on my Frito pie.
And then I died.
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And then choked on my Frito pie.
And then I died.
Tastebuds in the assh*le 13 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
I do have a desire for the man next to me to have the ability to taste in his rectum.
Classy.
Classy.
Choose your tranquilizer 9 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
A whole bottle of wine can fit in a Trenta cup, with about 5 cubes of ice.
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Dave Grohl on his band name 2 comments
Victoria's Secret models without make-up 8 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
I hate to be *that* guy, but their collarbone are very visible, and I don't see that as very healthy....
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All in good pun 13 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
No, it's not that easy. Everyone cuts for a different reason. Some for attention. Some because it proves they are real, and can feel to themselves. I used to because I needed something to look at and remember why I haven't killed myself. It varies form person to person.
P.s. - to the poster of this image, I find it sick that you'd think it's funny, and to the creater of it, you must not know what `empathy` is. Sicko.
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P.s. - to the poster of this image, I find it sick that you'd think it's funny, and to the creater of it, you must not know what `empathy` is. Sicko.
Indeed 15 comments
sewwat
· 9 years ago
Okay, y'all are gunna down vote this , but...
There's this guy, and I really like. I might even love him. He understands me and he and I can have a actual conversation, (I think he might feel the same way because when my BFF flirts with him, he gets mad... but not when I do it c: ) and everyday I see him, he hugs me and says he missed me.
<3
There's this guy, and I really like. I might even love him. He understands me and he and I can have a actual conversation, (I think he might feel the same way because when my BFF flirts with him, he gets mad... but not when I do it c: ) and everyday I see him, he hugs me and says he missed me.
<3
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sewwat
· 10 years ago
I am in middle school, and my teacher gave us a project. We were supposed to do fake taxes, fill out checks and pay bills. I love taxes. I had fun doing taxes.
I.
Had.
Fun.
Doing.
Taxes.
-14 yr old girl
I.
Had.
Fun.
Doing.
Taxes.
-14 yr old girl
You'd think a t-shirt like this would require a certain model to wear it 8 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
Does anyone remember that Cops episode of my Name is Earl where Earl was about to hissing noises)with Joy after he saw the shirt that said "Danger: Educated Black Man"???
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Look mittens a f*ggot 46 comments
She's at that very special age in life 5 comments
Pregnant skittle 16 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
It's a tiny part of it is eaten, then it is moistened, and lastly, he stuck Nerds to the bite. Simple.
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Ice cream 12 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
Plus, ya know, maybe she's a vegetarian? Just putting it out there...
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My first post!! 6 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
I love how they're sisters and Onna (Anna?) acts like she doesn't know her at all, even that she is a complete stranger, but in that moment they're sisters.
But they're so stupid they won't understand or pay attention long enough! 5 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
One time a girl was making fun of me (she was ghetto) and said I'm too white to live, etc. Then I started crying, and the teacher stepped out with me and said "Don't worry about her... she'll be taking your order in 14 years."
I told Diamond "Shut up, I don't want to talk to a women who'll be working at McDonald's in 14 years."
She replied "So? I WANT to work at McDonald's!"
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I told Diamond "Shut up, I don't want to talk to a women who'll be working at McDonald's in 14 years."
She replied "So? I WANT to work at McDonald's!"
