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I'm bloody back! 33 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
lol
I've gotten derse/time and derse/light
Poor cabbage guy 11 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
I figured you would be the one to respond first.
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Who else but South Park 13 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
Can't argue with science.
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Bob Ross 2 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
much like steve irwin, we never deserved him and he left too soon.
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Poor cabbage guy 11 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
Ragnöcabbage.
The Twilight of The Cabbage, and lo, when the Midgård Cabbage releases from its leaves, it shall bring forth the end of all things, Ragnöcabbage. And in his fateful fight with the great beast Jörmungacabbage, Thor Cabbageson will defeat the Midgård Cabbage but will die of over consumption of cabbage after seven steps.
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What the 30 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
17, 193cm (about 6'4), 53kg (120ish pounds)
What the 30 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
lol, I should probably try to gain weight though since I think i'm really underweight.
Use what you have 2 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
nice, most of the time my friends and I just panic and declare armageddon
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What the 30 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
does my method of
1. Eat maybe once or twice a day with maybe a snack or two
2. Be very inactive for 90% of the time.
3. Get about 3-5 hours of sleep a night.
4. Maybe drink a glass of water a week or so, and instead drink practically your weight in coffee instead.
work?
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I'm bloody back! 33 comments
Ah, so that is why every song on the charts sounds the same 15 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
yeah exactly, I mean I like folk metal the best (one of the more diverse genres) but sometimes I want to listen to prog, or death, or black, or power, or... and so on.
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Tricks 6 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
Moral of the story (from the last statement made)
Eschew females, acquire currency.
Ah, so that is why every song on the charts sounds the same 15 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
Metal ftw (and don't tell me it all sounds the same, there's a world of difference between Sabaton and Cannibal Corpse)
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w*nker cramps 5 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
I like that "with all due respect, you're a fucking cunt."
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I'm bloody back! 33 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
YEAH JUST A FEW DAYS AGO HUSSIE RELEASED AN OFFICIAL TEST
How to be cool 5 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
A dope ass coke helps as well don't worry!
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w*nker cramps 5 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
lol, how much you wanna bet I could say that on tumblr and get at least a few sjws to support that.
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w*nker cramps 5 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
I'm not even from the UK but this describes me perfectly.
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I'm bloody back! 33 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
lol no clue why you would have done that. I've also gotten thief of light or thief of time (and well just look at my profile pic if you want to know why I feel like mentioning that)
also have you taken the official aspect/dream moon/troll sign test?
How to be cool 5 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
well i'm halfway there!
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I'm bloody back! 33 comments
shadowlord · 7 years ago
(actually fun fact, my classpect would be witch of time (or maybe light idk I get either or every time I take a test))
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shadowlord · 7 years ago
hide yo pages
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shadowlord · 7 years ago
hide yo mages!
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shadowlord · 7 years ago
hide yo vampires and douchebag fish and nice fish
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shadowlord · 7 years ago
hide yo cats and horses