Come on Chartis, my man, I just made you up with my mind, please, you must take sparkles and return Cedric. CHARTIS PLEASE!!!!!

What if I kidnap YoU?¿!¡

Oh, Chartis, dear Chartis, what more dost thou need to complete the ritual?
We have plenty of the sparkly one's virgin fan girls that we can sacrifice also.

Oh, Chartis, god of the Characters, please would you return to us the boy, Cedric Diggory, in exchange for the sparkling menace, Edward Cullen.

Why did you have to die and reincarnate as a sparkly vampire????

Oh dat wonderfully perfectly painted ass

I think you meant Abyssinian

Tom, in this, is Rico, not Kowalski, so they had it perfect.
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Kowalski is down under the food bowl,
You should probably rewatch the movie

Would you like to borrow mine?

I need this like an average narwhal needs stuff

Try google

Whenever I trip or something, my immediate response is to shout REALLY LOUDLY 'Shit Fuckers'.
Which makes it rather embarrassing when I trip over a chair in church

*looks down at you*
Would you like a hand, child?

Did tumblr come to FS?

Man skirt...
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Dat phrase

Sweet as

She is so pissed.
What did she expected when she was violently waving and screaming at them for attention?