Wut

Some people like to just watch

You're right. Mostly the groom and his family visit the bride to be, to finalize the wedding (dowry, bride's family background etc.). Groom and his family are usually not scrutinized in this way in this process, even though the bride is supposed to go live with them. Over time this has come to change a bit, but not much. So this ad is trying to show that the modern parents are considering the girl and the boy to be equals, which is creative IMO.

Or is this fantasy?

!!!!!!

Have another empty cup with a straw ready to exhale

With a complete joke death to boot

It is used that way. In more rural areas, jute & hemp is used to make bags, baskets etc., especially for industrial uses as they are cheaper to produce and stronger as compared to other fibres. But these fibres cannot be used as a substitute for cotton in everyday use such as clothes.

More uncomfortable. Not as absorbent. Stiffer and thicker fabric with a bit of shine. There's a reason why cotton is so popular. It is softer and can often be blended with other fibres to incorporate different properties

How much crack did you smoke?

Don't start with the vore

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak