Sarah Roy

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Miscommunication on dates 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Good guy
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Roast this b 3 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Then go talk to your boyfriend??
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner
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A great learning experience for him 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Nice to know Google slides is being used to its full potential
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Psa 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
I have now gained immortality through my sheer will to not die
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Now samsung can beat apple 6 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
HaVe YoU TriEd TuRnInG iT OfF AnD On??
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You're a thieven wizard, Harry 2 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
There is a Mila Kunis movie with a premise like that
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Israel-Palestine conflicts in a nutshell 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Same shit with India and Pakistan
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A tiny dragon makes creme brulee 2 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Ratatouille 2 ideas
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F bruhs 4 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Don't cry, snowman, don't leave me this way
A puddle of water can't hold me close, baby
Can't hold me close, baby
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The transformation has gone awry 4 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Yeah in enchanted it doesn't make sense...she was literally going to a medieval themed ball??
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... But I am the Night 2 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Gone girl 2
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Be kind and rewind 21 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
You couldn't walk around and talk on the phone. You couldn't know who was calling either. Plus the internet thingy
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Isomorphic with the complex field: a f*cking good explanation. 3 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Reminds me of the video where a sage talks about how fuck is the most versatile word
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Make your own peace and happiness 3 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Just run cyberpunk on that pc... You'll have your fire
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Absolutely stolen, but worth it imo; Inb4 "I wont read that chad.Jpg" 11 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
If every news media outlet was fact checked often enough they probably wouldn't have much news left to report anyways
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cURL 3 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Which project is this? I can't find it online and I wanna know more
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North Korean knows what's up 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
O shit I forgot this but I used to watch that show when I was a kid
Joke books from the c. 1940’s had a certain vibe about them 2 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
What book is this?? I need to know!
Health food 1 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
I'll take five to go, please.
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Just recently started wearing glasses 3 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
Don't mind me-I'm just going for the megane anime look
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Damned kids 4 comments
shadylady · 2 years ago
This literally happens to me... How do you read such small text? How can you see in such low brightness? How can you hear your notifications? Like dude my sensory perception has adjusted to this technology and you just need to accept it
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It’s like if satan and hitler had a baby 8 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Even Satan isn't a fan
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A good soldier is an armed one. JFK probably 8 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Reminds me of the anime recipe with the gun...
Don't go rage quitting on us 3 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?
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