*may God forgive you, coz imma send you to him

Thomas had never seen such bullsh*t before

Good guy

Then go talk to your boyfriend??

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner

Nice to know Google slides is being used to its full potential

I have now gained immortality through my sheer will to not die

HaVe YoU TriEd TuRnInG iT OfF AnD On??

There is a Mila Kunis movie with a premise like that

Same shit with India and Pakistan

Ratatouille 2 ideas

Don't cry, snowman, don't leave me this way
A puddle of water can't hold me close, baby
Can't hold me close, baby

Yeah in enchanted it doesn't make sense...she was literally going to a medieval themed ball??

Gone girl 2

You couldn't walk around and talk on the phone. You couldn't know who was calling either. Plus the internet thingy

Reminds me of the video where a sage talks about how fuck is the most versatile word

If every news media outlet was fact checked often enough they probably wouldn't have much news left to report anyways

Which project is this? I can't find it online and I wanna know more

O shit I forgot this but I used to watch that show when I was a kid

What book is this?? I need to know!

I'll take five to go, please.

Don't mind me-I'm just going for the megane anime look

This literally happens to me... How do you read such small text? How can you see in such low brightness? How can you hear your notifications? Like dude my sensory perception has adjusted to this technology and you just need to accept it