Just find and replace whole words, people

I hated the gorilla ones... So ugly

Canadian healthcare tbh

Why does everything lead back to Shrek in some form or the other?

I've had a friend wait for a month to get a cast on his broken foot in Canada so...

So...Gintama?

Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana

That's a bat, clearly

A house that spacious? In this economy??

Ratio'd

Cmon guys, your girlfriends just want to know if you'd date them even without their looks

But if you get this news article does that mean the app doesn't work?

Football.

At least we got memes

Tbh I would unironically say that just to mess with the other person

Years of colonization wasted!

Is there anything worse than wet bread

"Change my mind"

Any watch is a pocket watch if you keep it in your pocket