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shampoo · 9 years ago

It has inspired me to do it from trumps POV
"What a beautiful country! What a beautiful country full of straight white cis men"

Much worse 8 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Would o be killed if I made the full song and put it on youtube

Day 298 of your daily dose of cute: pan pan panda 4 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*screams because 300 is really close*

Is this even possible? 10 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Tumblr doesn't look like that anymore *cries*

I'm 5'2, none of them fit 32 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

I'm 5'11" and can wear whichever I want

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what your veiw 51 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

My girlfriend has one and we always joke that they're anal beads

Sanitary door opener. Sometimes 7 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Behind every sign is a story

I'm gonna make friends this year! 19 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Too late. I do every day.

That sounds like a challenge 42 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Ayy smackdatass let's FUCKING GO

Wario is dying 3 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Wait I literally just saw this on tumblr

I'm gonna make friends this year! 19 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

If you give me ramen I'll give you gum

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I'm gonna make friends this year! 19 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

I have 18 packs

Some awesomely cool natural phenomena 9 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Because I am shampoo

Hetalians know this country 15 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

FUCK YOU I BELIEVE IN SEALAND

Hetalians know this country 15 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

GODDAMIT lovi

Hetalians know this country 15 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

SEALAND IS A GODDAMN COUNTRY

Some awesomely cool natural phenomena 9 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Then you could buy more birds, smackdatass

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Every FrUKing time.. 9 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Maybe..

Every FrUKing time.. 9 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

Your reference is... Undercover

Every FrUKing time.. 9 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

What you did with the title... I see it

For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*activate knife suit that makes me 20 feet tall*

For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*kills everyone with my knife collection*

For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*kills everyone else in line*

For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*wakes up and head does a full 360 as I grin manaically* the antichrist has awoken

For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments

shampoo · 9 years ago

*more butter knives fall from my pockets as I fall to the floor*