I sprained my shoulder the other day and that's probably going to fuck everything up

Hetalia is sin

But I'm about to break a school record so I can't miss anything

I like this

My legs are really hairy because of swimming. We don't shave until the last meet

And I better not even think about wearing shorts

Well you never know.. My shoulders are pretty sexy

If only my parents would stop being so overprotective...

Spoiler alert: the clam is another damn bush

I'm tall enough to be hagrid. Ain't that right, smackdatass?

He's still a douche

I don't think he releases music anymore