My school went to Cuba last week

Trumbridge

Wait..

He doesn't even have a shirt

*sighs loudly due to very boring grey eyes*

Where is her eyelid

Leo got an Oscar before a new episode of Sherlock came out

I have a stuffed animal fennec fox. I named him popcorn because he looks like buttered popcorn.

I went to Antwerp and in our walking tour two people were bit and the whole group was chased twice by a flock

1800 puppy

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

I have to get up at 4:30 in the fucking morning for water polo practice. If I want to put my goddamn pajama pants back on after you get your ass I'm gonna

When we had to put my cat down the vet gave us a small clay disc that had her paw prints in it and her name in it. I cried for an hour when she came over and delivered it.

I honestly am incapable of telling the difference because when I go up to my dad's range we shoot and set off fireworks and they sound exactly the same. I can never tell. I mainly look for soot covered faces.

I'm going to Germany next week where is this

This makes me very uncomfortable

"Get googled a 1150% more."

Romano.

Why didn't you tell me we were taking a photo? I was in the bathroom!

Expoecto

Hanging out with the *farm* #blessed