BECAUSE IM BETTER DAMMIT

*cringing*

And honestly, no good story ever starts with a salad

What cat would actually tolerate that

Damn

That is so satisfying

Try me, bitch

I do that all the time when I play polo. The water in the bottle is colder than that of the pool so it feels really good

Slaughtermelon

These photos are causing me anxiety

Imma throw conditioner in there

A teacher asked two students, james and john, to fill in the blank of a sentence with either 'had' of 'had had,'
The sentence was "Jane ______ two dogs as a child"
James, while John had had had, had had had had. Had had had had a much better effect on the teacher.

"Decide to suicide together."

They're sooo good they're really sweet and the outside is crunchy and the inside is sweet warm and gooey and *drools with stars in eyes*

One of these things is not like the other

I have to park 10 minutes from my school so I have one of these in my trunk because it folds in half and fits in my locker. There's one place where I have to go down a couple stairs and every single day I get whipped

Danny phantom