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{No shit, Sherlock}

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When you wait 45 minutes for a pizza, only to be a messed up order 6 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
"My drink!! My diet Kelp drink! WHERE'S MY DRINK!? I can't eat this pizza without a drink!"
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The reaction to Miley Cyrus at the VMAs 15 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
I think that's Lady Gaga.
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uh swagged out huh? 19 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
My boyfriend is absolutely amazing. He's always there for me when I feel sad, and whenever I'm angry, I can always open up to him and I can never leave him. I see him everyday and he keeps my ice cream and pizza cool. Man, I love my fridge.
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all of the hand puppets 7 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Don't forget the rock!
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Because blowing out a candle is too mainstream 8 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
He's an Airbender!
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Explosive diarrhea 7 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
I'm a consulting detective, not a butt hole examiner.
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Explosive diarrhea 7 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
How the hell do people discover stuff like this?
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Derpy dogs 1 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Looks like Moon Moon was throwing a party.
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LET US PRAY THIS IS TRUE! 43 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
We must pray harder!
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Sistering, you're doing it right 36 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
It's like 100 degrees Fahrenheit right now and I'm in a motel with shitty air conditioning, and my eyes are sweating along with my body. And I just read this post and now my eyes are sweating even more.
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It's uncanny 7 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Stop it! You'll hurt Spongebob's feelings! :(
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Sistering, you're doing it right 36 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
I'm not crying... My eyes are just sweating...
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Men who say women belong in the kitchen 10 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Yeah, they sleep.
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LET US PRAY THIS IS TRUE! 43 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
No, then Polar Bears would have to suffer.
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Labradorite 16 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
He can't, he's a grilled cheese sandwich.
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The greatest facial expression ever caught on camera 9 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
The more I look at this, the more confused I get.
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The best. 5 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
*most fabulous
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A majestic stealthy cold blooded killer 6 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Take notes Moon Moon.
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That escalated quickly 9 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
For some reason I thought of Lilo and Stitch after reading the first comment...
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My dog watched me repaint a room today. This thought occurred to me 10 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
Nowadays, its called "Abstract art".
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Here we see Taylor Swift as a satanist in her previous life 5 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
You must be fun at parties.
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Feeling very grown up today. Packed my own lunch 6 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
This is gonna be me in like 5 years.
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'Murica 42 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
BUT FOOD IS DELICIOUS!
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'Murica 42 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
And I thought McDonalds was bad...
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Epic girl is epic! 16 comments
sherlock · 11 years ago
It didn't say what the message said though, it could've been "Hi what's up", but we wouldn't be able to tell.
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