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{No shit, Sherlock}

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I probably should have died sometime during the renaissance 14 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
You must be a vegan, guest.
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Foreign language as tattoos 3 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
What's she doing to the water bottle??
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Twinkles in the bones 12 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Oh bother...
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Owner before b*ner 5 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Pets before sex, owner before boner.
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GIMME MY PANDA 12 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
I never realized how badly I wanted this until now.
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Omg I never thought of it this way 6 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Mgoviea has started to go under the radar, so yes.
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Ewwww 15 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
In a school?
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Omg I never thought of it this way 6 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
I think we've just found the future most hated funsubstance user.
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Well aren't you just a bundle of joy 42 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Looks like I'll have to check my shoes before putting them on now.
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Ewwww 15 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Why are there rectal thermometers in a school?!
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Aim 16 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
I think you're missing out on the point, the point is you should strive to be healthy and exercise. And I think the reason her waist looks so small is because of the way her back is arched and her arm is in the way, but other than that it looks pretty normal, maybe a bit more on the slim side.
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Aim 16 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
No offense, but the girl in the mirror doesn't look anorexic, she looks more on the fit side.
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Not cool, elmo 18 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
"Drug Queen 2013"
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Love is over rated 8 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
More like Good Luck Brian, essays are 100x more sexier than people!
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I'm in the mood for some pizza. 5 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
That doesn't look like comic sans to me...
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Cow :D 5 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
This is pure gold.
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"get along" braid 8 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Human centipede?
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Le tit 19 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
"Yes Oui Si Ja" sounds like "Yes I see you." if ja read it out loud.
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Tiny Nose 6 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Can. Not. Unsee.
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back away from the food 3 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Me at dinner.
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My transformation in the last 3 years 44 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
And a higher resolution camera?
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Savage pocahontas 5 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
Pocahontas is secretly a sloth.
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What the Smith family was really looking at 15 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
The guy in red was like "Dat butt flab"
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Oh miley 9 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
The only good part of the VMAs was the NSYNC reunion.
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Buying books instead 15 comments
sherlock · 10 years ago
A couple of hours after I read this, I went to a book store to buy a book, and when I grabbed the book this guy reached for it too, and he offered to buy me it, so I accepted and we're getting coffee together on Saturday. I think FunSubstance just gave me dating advice.
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